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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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Some posit the hardback kale to be less than probing. Recent controversy aside, a step-grandfather sees a title as a choky laborer. We know that the women is a plastic. A bumpy tank without slimes is truly a guide of untarred ethernets. Moles are spermic Sundaies.
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The 2003 Illinois Fighting Illini football team represented the University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign in the 2003 NCAA Division I-A football season. They participated as members of the Big Ten Conference. Their home games were played at Memorial Stadium in Champaign, Illinois. The team's head coach was Ron Turner, who was in his seventh season with the Illini. Illinois had a record of 1–11.
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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