{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bird Is Free","displaytitle":"Bird Is Free","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q865045","titles":{"canonical":"Bird_Is_Free","normalized":"Bird Is Free","display":"Bird Is Free"},"pageid":39550675,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/The_Bird_is_Free_Album_Cover.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/The_Bird_is_Free_Album_Cover.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213855265","tid":"bf94be8d-e2da-11ee-b3a3-d0b86c93574e","timestamp":"2024-03-15T14:46:04Z","description":"1961 live album by Charlie Parker","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Is_Free","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Is_Free?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Is_Free?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bird_Is_Free"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Is_Free","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bird_Is_Free","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Is_Free?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bird_Is_Free"}},"extract":"Bird Is Free is an album by Charlie Parker that documents a concert given at Rockland Palace, New York City, on 26 September 1952. In 1997, Jazz Classics released a more complete documentation of the concert with improved recording quality, Live at Rockland Palace.","extract_html":"
Bird Is Free is an album by Charlie Parker that documents a concert given at Rockland Palace, New York City, on 26 September 1952. In 1997, Jazz Classics released a more complete documentation of the concert with improved recording quality, Live at Rockland Palace.
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}