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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Christian Magnus Falsen","displaytitle":"Christian Magnus Falsen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1080992","titles":{"canonical":"Christian_Magnus_Falsen","normalized":"Christian Magnus Falsen","display":"Christian Magnus Falsen"},"pageid":3986844,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Christian_Magnus_Falsen_EM.01457_crop.jpg/330px-Christian_Magnus_Falsen_EM.01457_crop.jpg","width":320,"height":382},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Christian_Magnus_Falsen_EM.01457_crop.jpg","width":1488,"height":1777},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273470439","tid":"f549ad73-e164-11ef-ae43-a81f4d77d320","timestamp":"2025-02-02T12:55:20Z","description":"Norwegian statesman, jurist and historian","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Magnus_Falsen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Magnus_Falsen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Magnus_Falsen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christian_Magnus_Falsen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Magnus_Falsen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Christian_Magnus_Falsen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Magnus_Falsen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christian_Magnus_Falsen"}},"extract":"Christian Magnus Falsen was a Norwegian statesman, jurist and historian. He was a member of the Norwegian Constituent Assembly and was one of the writers of the constitution of Norway. Falsen has been named the father of the Norwegian constitution. Falsen's constitutional draft contained an almost literal copy of part of the U.S. Declaration of Independence: \"All men are born free and equal: they have certain natural, essential and unchangeable rights. These are freedom, security, and property\". Falsen's draft became the single most important direct source to the 1814 constitution.","extract_html":"
Christian Magnus Falsen was a Norwegian statesman, jurist and historian. He was a member of the Norwegian Constituent Assembly and was one of the writers of the constitution of Norway. Falsen has been named the father of the Norwegian constitution. Falsen's constitutional draft contained an almost literal copy of part of the U.S. Declaration of Independence: \"All men are born free and equal: they have certain natural, essential and unchangeable rights. These are freedom, security, and property\". Falsen's draft became the single most important direct source to the 1814 constitution.
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