{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
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